1 00:02:12,592 --> 00:02:13,927 -Howard. -Morning. 2 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,889 -Delivery for McGill. -What are you doing here? 3 00:02:17,097 --> 00:02:19,432 It's been a while. I thought I should check on you. 4 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:20,809 Did I hear music? 5 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:25,480 No, no, I was just-- Let me get that for you. Yup. 6 00:02:31,403 --> 00:02:33,572 -Good to see you, Howard. -Oh, likewise. 7 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:36,157 You are sorely missed, my friend. 8 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,703 Don't take that as any undue pressure. 9 00:02:40,037 --> 00:02:44,499 I'm thinking of maybe coming in for an hour or two next week. 10 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:49,295 -Maybe kind of play it by ear. -Well, if you feel comfortable. 11 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:54,467 I mean, we certainly would love to have you. We will take anything we can get. 12 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:56,678 I'll figure out a day... 13 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:58,931 ...and get Ernesto to give you a heads up. 14 00:02:59,098 --> 00:03:00,933 That sounds great. 15 00:03:03,894 --> 00:03:07,940 -How's Ernie working out? -He's been fine, for the most part. 16 00:03:08,107 --> 00:03:11,777 -Excellent. -Everything on track with Sandpiper? 17 00:03:12,485 --> 00:03:14,279 Moving along. 18 00:03:15,739 --> 00:03:19,618 Davis and Main are really pulling their weight. 19 00:03:19,785 --> 00:03:23,914 Well, they better. It's a complex case. 20 00:03:24,081 --> 00:03:27,918 -Well, it's definitely not a two-man job. -No. 21 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:30,462 Anyone heard from Jimmy? 22 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,715 I have, yes. I've talked to him. 23 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:35,550 How is he? 24 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:39,387 He's fine. Doing well. 25 00:03:42,348 --> 00:03:46,561 Speaking of which, I have some news. 26 00:03:47,062 --> 00:03:49,397 He's working at Davis and Main. 27 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:53,152 Doing what? 28 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:59,032 Working as an attorney. 29 00:04:04,370 --> 00:04:06,706 Clifford Main hired Jimmy? 30 00:04:08,834 --> 00:04:13,088 To be fair, he had his doubts, but he's giving Jimmy a chance. 31 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,340 He had his own people doing client outreach... 32 00:04:15,507 --> 00:04:18,093 ...but every time they'd talk to a Sandpiper resident... 33 00:04:18,259 --> 00:04:21,304 ...Jimmy's name would come up. Yeah. 34 00:04:22,681 --> 00:04:24,474 -Those old folks just-- -They love him. 35 00:04:24,641 --> 00:04:26,059 Yeah, they do. 36 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,814 Plus, I guess, Cliff thought it would be a good idea... 37 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:34,275 ...for the case to have that sort of... 38 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:38,030 ...you know, continuity. 39 00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:42,993 -Jimmy certainly has a way with people. -He does. 40 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:50,125 They're aware of his background at Davis and Main? His education? 41 00:04:50,291 --> 00:04:54,379 In the spirit of full disclosure, Cliff did talk to me beforehand. 42 00:04:55,047 --> 00:04:59,676 I didn't pull any punches. I tried to paint a complete picture. 43 00:05:00,927 --> 00:05:02,345 But I didn't stand in the way. 44 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:06,516 Of course not. Nor should you. 45 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,852 Truth be told... 46 00:05:09,728 --> 00:05:11,938 ...Kim Wexler pushed for this. 47 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:13,690 Hard. 48 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:19,071 But I didn't, you know, stand in the way. 49 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,906 Partner track? 50 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:24,367 I would.... 51 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,955 Yeah, assume so. 52 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,418 That's great. 53 00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:36,171 Good for Jimmy. 54 00:05:37,422 --> 00:05:39,049 -Charlie Hustle, right? -Yup. 55 00:05:40,217 --> 00:05:41,176 Yup. 56 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,721 Well, I'll get out of your hair. 57 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:49,559 -Anything else to add to Ernie's list? -No, all set. All good. 58 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:51,978 -Thanks for coming by, Howard. -Any time. 59 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:55,523 You truly are missed. No pressure. 60 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:34,373 Document review will be coordinated through HHM. 61 00:07:35,248 --> 00:07:37,000 To date, the following documents... 62 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:41,671 ...have been requested from Sandpiper as part of our initial discovery petition. 63 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,756 One, resident lease agreements... 64 00:07:43,923 --> 00:07:47,052 ...past and present, from all Sandpiper locations. 65 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:50,055 Two, invoices and transaction documents... 66 00:07:50,222 --> 00:07:53,099 ...from all supply companies used by Sandpiper. 67 00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:57,979 Three, list of all past and present official Sandpiper vendors. 68 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:00,982 Four, any and all business agreements and contracts... 69 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:04,319 ...between Sandpiper and its distributors. 70 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:08,781 Five, records of residents' social security check receipts. 71 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:12,285 Six, allowance transaction statements. 72 00:08:12,452 --> 00:08:15,705 Seven, resident invoices nonrelated to.... 73 00:08:17,999 --> 00:08:19,584 I'm loving the new look. 74 00:08:20,419 --> 00:08:21,627 How's Santa Fe? 75 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:23,546 It's.... 76 00:08:25,048 --> 00:08:26,591 It's really.... 77 00:08:26,799 --> 00:08:29,594 See? What'd I tell you? 78 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:31,512 A nice place? 79 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:35,600 The finest in temporary corporate housing. 80 00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:37,936 I can't wait to see it. 81 00:08:38,186 --> 00:08:42,441 Maybe I should leave HHM and get on that cushy D and M train. 82 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:45,318 It is very cushy. 83 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:47,695 Amazing. 84 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:54,494 Jimmy, I'm so happy for you. 85 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:59,249 Thanks. You know, things are really turning around. 86 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:03,711 I'm even thinking of looking, you know, for my own place to buy. 87 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,547 -In Santa Fe? -I'm not sure yet. 88 00:09:06,756 --> 00:09:09,426 Maybe someplace closer to Albuquerque... 89 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:11,636 ...since I'm going between the two so much. 90 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:17,142 -Okay. So halfway points. -Yeah, I was thinking-- 91 00:09:17,309 --> 00:09:19,478 -Oh, wait, what about Corrales? -Corrales, yeah. 92 00:09:19,644 --> 00:09:22,355 Get a nice little bungalow, or maybe not so little. 93 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:23,523 Big open floor plan. 94 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,943 I don't want any walls disrupting my chi, yeah. 95 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:30,947 But I'm thinking I definitely want some decent acreage. 96 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:33,950 -Get in touch with nature. -Horses. 97 00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:37,370 Come on, you could get horses. Man, that would be so amazing. 98 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:42,250 Too expensive. They-- All the oats, right? It's oats that they're always eating. 99 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:44,544 -It's worth it. -And the horseshoes. 100 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,464 You have to get them shoes and nail them with a hammer. 101 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:50,133 It's totally worth it. Long ride through the country... 102 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:55,388 ...and then a glass of wine on the back patio at sunset. 103 00:09:57,349 --> 00:10:00,477 We should get one of those smokers. We could just barbecue for days. 104 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:05,982 Yeah, we definitely gotta get a smoker. 105 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:17,410 All right, well, I gotta go to the salon. 106 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:20,705 They're delivering my new company car. 107 00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:22,957 Are you serious? 108 00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:27,628 -What? -"Jeez, where's my solid gold blimp? 109 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:30,882 -No, not that one, the other one." -Jealous. 110 00:10:32,258 --> 00:10:33,843 Totally. 111 00:10:35,512 --> 00:10:38,056 Oh, I forgot, I got you a present. One sec. 112 00:10:50,902 --> 00:10:53,530 That's a beautiful wrapping job. It's a shame to open it. 113 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,281 It's a gift, be grateful. 114 00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:02,705 Just keeping it real. 115 00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:08,044 Come on, second is still very, very good. 116 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,129 All right. 117 00:11:17,762 --> 00:11:20,432 Thanks. See you tonight? 118 00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:25,478 Maybe, if you play your cards right. 119 00:11:55,967 --> 00:11:57,552 Hello, beautiful. 120 00:12:01,431 --> 00:12:03,391 What do you think, ladies? 121 00:12:04,643 --> 00:12:07,812 Yeah, I know, right? It's got all leather interior... 122 00:12:08,438 --> 00:12:11,566 ...heated seats for those cold desert mornings. 123 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:14,777 This must be what heaven looks like. 124 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:26,747 Hey. Goodbye hug? 125 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,667 No? All right. 126 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:33,087 We'll forgo the tears and just say, "Till we meet again." 127 00:13:08,247 --> 00:13:10,500 Must be metric. 128 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:12,937 Hey. 129 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:20,236 What-- What are you doing here? 130 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,238 I work here. 131 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:25,157 Oh, small world. 132 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:30,204 So is this the parking lot for the police station? 133 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,958 -It is. -You don't know if they validate, do you? 134 00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:39,589 Why don't you pull around over there? 135 00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:42,258 And we'll have a little talk. 136 00:14:42,592 --> 00:14:44,552 Okay. 137 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,862 Why are you here? 138 00:15:03,321 --> 00:15:05,824 I have business with the police. 139 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,242 And what business might that be? 140 00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:11,746 Well, if you must know, I was robbed. 141 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,540 Somebody broke into my house and stole my property. 142 00:15:14,749 --> 00:15:15,792 Your drugs? 143 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,670 Yeah, but obviously I didn't tell the cops that. 144 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:20,713 I'm not stupid. 145 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,841 You've already spoken to them? 146 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,426 Well, a couple of them came by my house. 147 00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:29,388 But it's not the drugs that I care about. I mean, I care. 148 00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:32,892 It's my baseball cards I need back. 149 00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:36,604 Your baseball cards? 150 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:40,650 Yes. I have a very valuable collection of baseball cards... 151 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,318 ...and someone stole them. 152 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:45,780 I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this... 153 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:49,868 ...but it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talked to the police... 154 00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:51,327 ...being a criminal and all. 155 00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:55,581 I'm not here as a criminal. I'm here as a crime victim. 156 00:15:56,207 --> 00:16:00,670 Just because I occasionally sell some pharmaceuticals... 157 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:04,465 ...I no longer have a right to protection from crime? 158 00:16:04,674 --> 00:16:07,259 And I was very careful when I talked to them. 159 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:11,430 I mean, they have no idea about my other business. 160 00:16:13,057 --> 00:16:15,393 If you already made your report, why are you here? 161 00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:18,020 Well, they called me. They have a few more questions. 162 00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:22,233 They are very dedicated to finding this thief. 163 00:16:22,901 --> 00:16:26,571 Since you're new to this, let me explain it to you. 164 00:16:26,779 --> 00:16:30,032 They've invited you on a fishing trip. 165 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,117 What's that, "a fishing trip"? 166 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,996 Those cops have no interest in helping you get your cards back. 167 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,998 You're obviously under suspicion. 168 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,292 There was nothing there for them to see. 169 00:16:40,501 --> 00:16:43,087 I refer you to our previous conversation... 170 00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:47,174 ...and this blinking neon sign of a vehicle that says "drug dealer." 171 00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,928 They suspect you. They will get you in there... 172 00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:54,766 ...pretend to be your friend, lull you into a false sense of security... 173 00:16:54,933 --> 00:16:57,936 ...and then they will sweat you. 174 00:16:58,102 --> 00:16:59,812 And you will break. 175 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,273 I don't.... 176 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:06,736 -I disagree. -Not open for debate. You go home now. 177 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,739 -But I have an appointment. -Break it. 178 00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:12,032 And if they call you, do not answer the phone. 179 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,868 But what about my baseball cards? 180 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,787 -Cost of doing business. -No! 181 00:17:16,287 --> 00:17:21,083 No, no, no! I am getting those back. I will take the risk. 182 00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,543 No, you won't. 183 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:25,797 Because then you'll be putting my well-being at risk. 184 00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:27,381 I have to. 185 00:17:27,590 --> 00:17:29,634 I-- I-- 186 00:17:30,718 --> 00:17:33,220 Those cards... 187 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:36,265 ...some of them were my dad's. 188 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:40,561 I am getting them back. 189 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:43,439 I'm getting them back. 190 00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,701 I'll find your cards. 191 00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:02,458 Is-- Is that something you do? 192 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,922 Wow, that's-- That is so generous of you. 193 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,382 Oh, it'll cost you. 194 00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:18,432 Okay, we should discuss... 195 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:23,813 ...some sort of financial arrangement, in which I-- I-- 196 00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:32,279 Okay, then. Jesus. 197 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:24,540 Davis and Main, this is Maida. 198 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,750 -Come on in. -I didn't mean to interrupt. 199 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:10,377 Not at all, I was just blowing off some steam. 200 00:20:10,586 --> 00:20:14,966 -You sound good. -Thank you. Clears the head. You play? 201 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,926 Oh, I tried to learn in high school... 202 00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:20,471 ...but then I decided there were easier ways to get girls. 203 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:24,391 I hope you've got a way to decompress. Everybody needs something. 204 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,145 -How are you settling in? -Great. 205 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:31,065 It's-- It's quite a step up for me. 206 00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:33,151 Well, we're happy to have you. 207 00:20:33,317 --> 00:20:36,445 Just let us know if there's anything else you need, Jimmy. 208 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,864 Thanks, Cliff. 209 00:20:40,032 --> 00:20:42,284 -I'm happy to be here. -Great. 210 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:48,373 -Better get back to it. -Yeah, me too, I suppose. 211 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,170 Actually, I might have found something... 212 00:20:52,336 --> 00:20:55,339 -...in the initial disclosures. -Oh, yeah? 213 00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:59,093 Schweikart and Cokely keep referring to the optional allowance program. 214 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,261 I checked a number of residents' contracts. 215 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,972 Not a single one has opted out... 216 00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:06,642 ...which makes me think it's more of a mandatory financial arrangement. 217 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:10,312 You think that's a failure to state a claim that they filed in their answer? 218 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:13,941 They keep saying it's optional, thereby voluntary. We can counter that... 219 00:21:14,108 --> 00:21:16,360 ...if opting in is a requirement for residency... 220 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:21,323 ...which it sure seems to be, well, their voluntary claims don't hold water. 221 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,411 Might be onto something here. 222 00:21:27,038 --> 00:21:29,040 Nice work, Jimmy. 223 00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:32,835 Thanks, Cliff. 224 00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:47,599 Hola. 225 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:50,352 Hola. ¿Cómo estás? 226 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,813 Welcome. How can I help you? 227 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,608 I was hoping to get an estimate, mi car. Mi coche? 228 00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,279 -You do cars? -Sí, cars, todo el tiempo. 229 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,199 I was hoping to get my seats reupholstered. 230 00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,954 Take a look? 231 00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:53,040 Yeah, I'm thinking something new. 232 00:22:53,207 --> 00:22:56,543 Give the old girl a little love. 233 00:22:56,752 --> 00:22:58,712 I'm happy for the work... 234 00:22:58,879 --> 00:23:03,550 ...but his money might be better spent on a down payment for a new car. 235 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,137 He said you should save your money and get a new car. 236 00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:09,556 Yeah? Well, it has a sentimental value. 237 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,396 Classic car. 238 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:20,567 What's he looking for? 239 00:23:20,776 --> 00:23:22,527 What material do you want? 240 00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:26,573 Well, I was thinking leather, definitely. 241 00:23:27,658 --> 00:23:28,867 Maybe alligator. 242 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:35,040 Oh, señor, too much money. 243 00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:38,543 But like I said, it has a sentimental value. 244 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:48,262 I think an exotic leather would clash. 245 00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:52,266 Maybe something a little more consistent with the style of the car. 246 00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:53,725 Convince him. 247 00:23:53,892 --> 00:23:57,437 He says alligator's gonna look all wrong. 248 00:23:57,688 --> 00:23:59,815 Cheaper might be better. 249 00:23:59,982 --> 00:24:03,485 Well, show me what you'd pick. 250 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,450 I'm sorry, señor. 251 00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:13,162 My son, he will help you. 252 00:24:13,329 --> 00:24:14,705 Okay? 253 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:17,166 Help him pick. 254 00:24:17,375 --> 00:24:20,044 And don't try to upsell him, okay? 255 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,713 Yeah, mucho gusto. 256 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:43,901 How'd you find me? 257 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,619 -Why are you here? -Baseball cards. 258 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:58,582 The way I figure, you saw that midlife-crisis of a vehicle... 259 00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,918 ...and wisely decided to cut ties with the man. 260 00:25:01,085 --> 00:25:03,045 And I don't blame you, I did too. 261 00:25:03,254 --> 00:25:04,880 And then you ripped him off. 262 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:08,342 I'm sure those baseball cards looked like an easy way... 263 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:12,471 ...to make a few extra bucks off that idiot, teach him a lesson too. 264 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:16,308 But you underestimated just how big an idiot you were dealing with. 265 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:20,438 -No, I'm pretty aware. -Well, then, you underestimated... 266 00:25:20,604 --> 00:25:22,564 ...how attached the man was to those cards. 267 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:26,944 So attached, he called the police and reported them stolen. 268 00:25:27,152 --> 00:25:28,904 Now they're nosing around. 269 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,367 That sounds like a you problem. 270 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:35,286 It's very much an us problem. 271 00:25:35,453 --> 00:25:37,746 Yeah, I guess I'll just have to take my chances... 272 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:39,664 ...but good luck to you. 273 00:25:39,873 --> 00:25:43,668 You know, I was hoping you'd see our dilemma and do the right thing. 274 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:48,173 But I think what we have here now is a carrot-and-stick situation. 275 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,509 Oh, yeah? 276 00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:53,595 This the stick? 277 00:25:55,264 --> 00:25:57,682 You coming here threatening my family? 278 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:02,229 Because you're gonna need a bigger stick, old man. 279 00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,279 I'm not here to threaten your family. 280 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:15,033 And the name of the stick is Tuco Salamanca. 281 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:19,746 Now, you don't play ball, so to speak... 282 00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:23,792 ...and Tuco finds out about your little side business. 283 00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:27,087 That a big enough stick? 284 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:32,926 However, I'd prefer the carrot. 285 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:35,471 I think you will too. 286 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,474 And what would that be? 287 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:44,604 You give me back the baseball cards, 10,000 in cash... 288 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:47,732 ...and you net roughly... 289 00:26:47,899 --> 00:26:51,236 ...roughly 60,000. 290 00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:57,659 And how exactly does that work? 291 00:27:45,457 --> 00:27:47,459 Ernesto? 292 00:27:53,757 --> 00:27:55,175 Hey. 293 00:27:57,886 --> 00:27:58,887 Going somewhere? 294 00:27:59,346 --> 00:28:01,181 Yes, we are. 295 00:28:02,682 --> 00:28:06,061 She's a little tricky around the corners. 296 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:10,023 So-- And you gotta go with the premium gas. 297 00:28:10,190 --> 00:28:14,278 I know it seems like a scam, but it makes a huge difference. 298 00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:17,155 And I would get her washed at least once a week... 299 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:18,865 ...and spring for the hand wax. 300 00:28:19,074 --> 00:28:23,370 You're gonna want that extra layer of protection for the clearcoat. 301 00:28:26,123 --> 00:28:28,250 She deserves the best. 302 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:32,087 I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop are real gentle with her. 303 00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,176 Wait, why? 304 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:40,762 No. 305 00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,099 You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing? 306 00:28:44,308 --> 00:28:46,977 It looks like a school bus for 60-year-old pimps. 307 00:28:47,185 --> 00:28:49,563 All right, shall we move this along? 308 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,221 Aaron. 309 00:29:24,931 --> 00:29:26,224 Okay, there's Jeter. 310 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:30,187 All right, okay. 311 00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:39,530 Mantle. Mantle. There's Mantle. 312 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,742 -We good? -Yeah, that looks like everyone. 313 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:46,786 Yeah, they're here. Looks like everyone's here. 314 00:29:53,168 --> 00:29:55,546 And now the other item. 315 00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:16,191 Now our business is concluded. 316 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,950 You know, I can't help thinking an apology was in order. 317 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:11,955 It's-- It's the police again. 318 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,961 Sandpiper hasn't responded to our discovery requests. 319 00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:19,546 They buried us in paperwork... 320 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:22,382 ...but nothing relevant to the particulars in this case. 321 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:24,217 No real surprise there. 322 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:27,137 We may have to subpoena their bank records. Thank you, Erin. 323 00:31:27,345 --> 00:31:30,181 Jimmy. How are we doing with client outreach? 324 00:31:30,348 --> 00:31:32,183 While we're waiting on those subpoenas... 325 00:31:32,350 --> 00:31:35,813 ...we should try wrangling some of this stuff from the clients themselves. 326 00:31:35,979 --> 00:31:38,816 I mean, most of these folks have hard copies of everything... 327 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:41,526 ...going back to the Eisenhower administration. 328 00:31:41,693 --> 00:31:47,324 Of course, given some of their inconsistent organizational practices... 329 00:31:47,491 --> 00:31:49,618 ...it's gonna be slow going. 330 00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:52,412 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 331 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:53,831 Oh, this one lady.... 332 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:57,917 She's sweet, but deaf as a doornail. 333 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:00,629 She keeps all of her paperwork in-- 334 00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:03,089 -She keeps it-- -I'm sorry, excuse me, Jimmy. 335 00:32:03,298 --> 00:32:06,926 I'm gonna need everybody's phone, key fobs and electronics. 336 00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,462 Chuck. Welcome. 337 00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:44,464 Please, have a seat. 338 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,884 Don't mind me. 339 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:48,760 Hey, everybody. 340 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:58,812 I'm sorry for the interruption. Just pretend I'm not here. 341 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,647 Happy to have you. 342 00:33:01,732 --> 00:33:03,942 Jimmy, where were we? 343 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,194 Yeah. 344 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:08,780 So I was saying.... 345 00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:19,040 Getting documents from some of the clients.... 346 00:33:22,711 --> 00:33:25,881 We definitely have some pack rats, God bless them. 347 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:29,718 I was visiting Mrs. Gusedorf at Sandpiper Santa Fe... 348 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:32,470 ...and I spent the whole afternoon... 349 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:35,640 ...sorting through just a haystack of recipes... 350 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:37,642 ...and half-off coupons for Big Lots. 351 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:41,605 But now we've got copies of this woman's monthly statements... 352 00:33:41,772 --> 00:33:45,066 ...going back to March, 1997, so.... 353 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:47,068 It might be a little labor-intensive... 354 00:33:47,235 --> 00:33:51,322 ...but our clients will always be our best resource. 355 00:33:51,531 --> 00:33:54,451 Plus, they have ribbon candy. 356 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:06,004 Jimmy. 357 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,339 Hello? 358 00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:16,974 What are you doing here? 359 00:34:17,474 --> 00:34:19,935 My name is on the building. 360 00:34:20,978 --> 00:34:25,148 So great to have you here. If you need anything, I'll be in my office. 361 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,865 Why are you here? 362 00:34:35,533 --> 00:34:37,786 To bear witness. 363 00:34:49,631 --> 00:34:51,008 James McGill. 364 00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,092 It's Ehrmantraut. 365 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,303 Are you still morally flexible? 366 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:59,098 If so, I might have a job for you. 367 00:35:01,059 --> 00:35:03,353 Where and when? 368 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:12,696 Take a seat. 369 00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,368 Mr. Wormald, thank you for coming in and talking to us. 370 00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:19,577 Yeah, of course. 371 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:22,831 We've been looking at the reports the officers took at the scene... 372 00:35:22,998 --> 00:35:25,834 ...and we have a few small follow-up questions. 373 00:35:26,001 --> 00:35:28,086 Sorry to waste your time. Just standard stuff. 374 00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:30,088 There's really no need for a lawyer here. 375 00:35:30,254 --> 00:35:32,757 I'm here in more of an advisory capacity. 376 00:35:32,924 --> 00:35:35,969 Dan just wanted a friendly face next to him. 377 00:35:36,135 --> 00:35:38,513 Well, we're all friendly here. 378 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,474 Look at us. Four friends. 379 00:35:41,641 --> 00:35:46,187 We just wanna get the facts straight so we can help you get your property for you. 380 00:35:46,354 --> 00:35:48,189 Yeah, you know, it's fine. 381 00:35:49,107 --> 00:35:51,275 Yeah, there's no need to.... 382 00:35:51,442 --> 00:35:53,277 No, it's just standard procedure. 383 00:35:53,444 --> 00:35:57,198 You know, officers don't always get all the information we need in their report. 384 00:35:57,407 --> 00:36:00,077 We just wanna find the guys who took your baseball cards. 385 00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:01,828 Yeah, that's.... 386 00:36:02,746 --> 00:36:05,999 You know, my uncle had a Ty Cobb tobacco card. 387 00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,459 Kept that thing behind six inches of glass. 388 00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:12,130 -Like it was the Mona Lisa or something. -Wow, Ty Cobb? 389 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:15,050 Tell him to keep the lights low. Even artificial lighting... 390 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,636 ...has a certain amount of ultraviolet radiation... 391 00:36:18,803 --> 00:36:22,306 ...that can, you know, over the long term-- 392 00:36:22,473 --> 00:36:25,018 Yeah, can you just remind us... 393 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:28,271 ...exactly where you kept your cards in the house? 394 00:36:28,479 --> 00:36:33,026 Yeah, well, as I was trying to say, it's no longer an issue. 395 00:36:33,526 --> 00:36:35,403 I found them. 396 00:36:36,071 --> 00:36:38,949 -So you found the cards? -Yup. 397 00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:43,995 I just wanted to come down and tell you, you know, in person. 398 00:36:44,203 --> 00:36:45,830 You found them? 399 00:36:46,205 --> 00:36:47,498 Where? Around the house? 400 00:36:47,707 --> 00:36:51,044 No. I hired a private investigator... 401 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:54,422 ...and he tracked them down. So, yeah. 402 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,968 Really? So where were they? 403 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:00,178 You know, it's fine. It is. 404 00:37:00,344 --> 00:37:03,765 I really-- I ought to get out of your hair. 405 00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:08,770 -You've wasted enough time on me. -No, no. It's-- It's okay. It's our job. 406 00:37:09,062 --> 00:37:12,857 We just wanna get the facts right so we can help close this case for you. 407 00:37:13,066 --> 00:37:14,818 It's done. 408 00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:17,528 Case closed. 409 00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:21,532 I just-- I know how much, you know, you guys have on your hands. 410 00:37:21,699 --> 00:37:24,243 Like murderers, and robbers... 411 00:37:24,410 --> 00:37:28,581 -...and gangs and stuff. I-- -Danny, why don't you get some air? 412 00:37:28,790 --> 00:37:32,418 You can have some coffee. I'll finish up with the detectives here. 413 00:37:40,259 --> 00:37:43,513 Okay, let's get down to brass tacks here, guys. 414 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,474 I'm guessing your two fine uniformed officers... 415 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:49,727 ...found Mr. Wormald's little hidey-hole, and that's why you two... 416 00:37:49,894 --> 00:37:52,438 ...are so interested in "helping" my friend here. 417 00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:53,982 I get it. 418 00:37:54,232 --> 00:37:57,485 A hiding place in the baseboard, it's gonna make anyone suspicious. 419 00:37:57,652 --> 00:38:01,739 But let me assure you, there's nothing illegal going on here. 420 00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,200 Then why is he so nervous? 421 00:38:03,366 --> 00:38:06,036 Because I must say, the flop sweat is kind of suspect. 422 00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:08,705 We all have our secrets, don't we? 423 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,666 And who among us is without sin? 424 00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:15,086 But those sins aren't all of the criminal variety... 425 00:38:15,253 --> 00:38:18,006 ...and neither are Mr. Wormald's, okay? 426 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:20,341 They are, however, very private. 427 00:38:20,550 --> 00:38:24,221 -Private like drug dealer maybe? -No, no. 428 00:38:24,387 --> 00:38:26,764 He's being evasive because it's a sensitive subject. 429 00:38:26,931 --> 00:38:30,810 It's very delicate and of no concern to law enforcement. 430 00:38:31,019 --> 00:38:33,938 You know, as much as we'd love to take your word for it... 431 00:38:34,105 --> 00:38:35,899 ...we'll need a little more than that. 432 00:38:36,107 --> 00:38:40,237 All right, well, this all comes down to a personal dispute. 433 00:38:40,403 --> 00:38:45,950 That's all. It's between Mr. Wormald and... 434 00:38:46,784 --> 00:38:49,579 ...his art patron. 435 00:38:50,621 --> 00:38:51,622 Art patron? 436 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:57,587 Yeah, my client has an arrangement with a wealthy gentleman... 437 00:38:57,754 --> 00:39:03,301 ...for whom Mr. Wormald provides art... 438 00:39:03,551 --> 00:39:07,305 ...in exchange for this gentleman's generous.... 439 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:10,474 We'll call it patronage. 440 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:13,686 Art. Like what, paintings? 441 00:39:14,062 --> 00:39:16,689 It's more like digital media. 442 00:39:16,856 --> 00:39:18,775 Digital media? 443 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:22,445 -He made videos for the man. -What kind of videos? 444 00:39:22,612 --> 00:39:25,573 Private videos of an artistic nature. 445 00:39:25,782 --> 00:39:29,452 That's what was in the hiding place, that's what it's for. 446 00:39:31,829 --> 00:39:36,709 So this art patron stole the videos and the baseball cards? 447 00:39:36,876 --> 00:39:40,880 Well, there was a misunderstanding. I mean, call it creative differences. 448 00:39:41,047 --> 00:39:43,841 Artists are volatile creatures. 449 00:39:45,551 --> 00:39:50,098 Guys, this all comes down to just a lovers' spat. Okay? 450 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:54,311 Two consenting adults had a falling out, that happens... 451 00:39:54,518 --> 00:39:57,438 ...and the patron stole the videos. 452 00:39:57,605 --> 00:40:00,275 And the baseball cards, to make a point, I guess. 453 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:04,904 But the headline here is it's all settled, hearts have mended... 454 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:08,992 ...and Mr. Wormald will not be pressing charges. 455 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,661 What was on these videos? 456 00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:15,873 -They were private. -You said that. 457 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:20,753 They were videos intended... 458 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,132 ...to titillate the senses. 459 00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:28,594 -Okay, so porn. -Not-- No. Not as such. 460 00:40:28,761 --> 00:40:33,599 Technically, they would be categorized as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. 461 00:40:33,766 --> 00:40:36,394 Just a man, a fully clothed man, I might add... 462 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,646 ...just all by himself. 463 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:43,526 Just-- Just Mr. Wormald, fully clothed. 464 00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:46,570 -Yeah, so. -Yeah. 465 00:40:46,737 --> 00:40:47,947 All right. 466 00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:52,243 So fully clothed, Mr. Wormald... 467 00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:54,704 ...by himself. 468 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:57,081 -Doing what? -Yeah, come on, man, what? 469 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,669 Squat cobbler. 470 00:41:03,963 --> 00:41:05,882 What's a squat cobbler? 471 00:41:06,090 --> 00:41:08,385 Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is. 472 00:41:08,592 --> 00:41:12,471 -No, I don't know what a squat cobbler is. -No, me neither, what is it? 473 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:14,640 What? You two guys are cops? 474 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:17,852 Hoboken Squat Cobbler. 475 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,771 Full Moon Moon Pie. 476 00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:24,108 Boston Cream Splat. 477 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:25,860 Seriously? 478 00:41:26,069 --> 00:41:28,779 Simple Simon, the Ass Man. 479 00:41:28,946 --> 00:41:29,989 Dutch Apple Ass. 480 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:33,076 Guys, am I not speaking English here? 481 00:41:33,243 --> 00:41:36,871 -What the hell is a squat cobbler? -It's when a man sits in pie. 482 00:41:37,038 --> 00:41:41,376 He sits in a pie and he-- 483 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,211 He wiggles around. 484 00:41:44,795 --> 00:41:46,630 Maybe it's like Hellmann's mayonnaise. 485 00:41:46,797 --> 00:41:49,467 It has a different name west of the Rockies, I don't know. 486 00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:52,303 But technically he does a crybaby squat... 487 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:55,598 ...so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. 488 00:41:55,765 --> 00:41:59,560 Not all pie-sitters cry, but I'm gonna tell you something. 489 00:41:59,769 --> 00:42:03,773 This guy, he's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up. 490 00:42:03,981 --> 00:42:05,691 Pies? 491 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:08,945 -What, like apple? -I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? 492 00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:13,032 Banana cream, I-- Peach. 493 00:42:13,199 --> 00:42:16,577 Oh, and there is a costume involved. 494 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:21,582 You got to be shitting us. 495 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:24,377 Yeah, like I would make this up. 496 00:42:25,336 --> 00:42:29,966 Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. 497 00:42:31,092 --> 00:42:32,135 But trust me on this... 498 00:42:32,676 --> 00:42:35,138 ...you don't wanna see it. 499 00:42:42,228 --> 00:42:45,106 So we're good, right? 500 00:42:45,273 --> 00:42:47,442 Yeah, great. 501 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:51,195 There is, however, one little, tiny hanging chad. 502 00:42:51,362 --> 00:42:55,741 -What chad? -You're gonna have to make a video. 503 00:43:19,974 --> 00:43:23,853 Wait, wait. So he eats the pies or just sits in them? 504 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:28,191 -Both. Whatever you want. -Which comes first? 505 00:43:28,358 --> 00:43:30,527 It's dealer's choice. 506 00:43:30,693 --> 00:43:34,572 -That's where the crying comes in, right? -That's a safe bet. 507 00:43:35,739 --> 00:43:37,534 How the hell did you come up with that? 508 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:41,162 If you give me a million years, I still would not have come up with that. 509 00:43:41,371 --> 00:43:43,706 The muse. She speaks through me. 510 00:43:43,873 --> 00:43:45,916 I am but a humble vessel. 511 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,835 -And they bought it? -Yeah. 512 00:43:48,002 --> 00:43:50,713 Wow, I've heard some far-out scenarios used to sow doubt... 513 00:43:50,921 --> 00:43:54,425 -...but this definitely takes the cake. -Kim. Kim. Kim. 514 00:43:54,592 --> 00:43:55,801 -Takes the pie. -Yeah. 515 00:43:55,968 --> 00:43:58,846 Sorry, I should just jump off the roof right now. 516 00:43:59,055 --> 00:44:01,474 Yeah, you should feel bad about yourself. 517 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,101 Jesus, can you tell a story. 518 00:44:04,519 --> 00:44:05,811 Well, to be fair... 519 00:44:05,978 --> 00:44:08,939 ...I think it was the video that clinched it. 520 00:44:09,106 --> 00:44:10,858 What video? 521 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:13,819 Wait. Wait, you actually made a video? 522 00:44:14,028 --> 00:44:16,573 I gotta say, in the end, old Dan really committed. 523 00:44:16,739 --> 00:44:19,158 I believed the tears. 524 00:44:20,577 --> 00:44:23,996 This is a leftover prop, it was extra. 525 00:44:24,205 --> 00:44:27,833 I wasn't sure how many takes we would need so I overbought. 526 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:31,546 But I promise you, untouched by human buttocks. 527 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:37,468 -You fabricated evidence? -I made a video. Not exactly evidence. 528 00:44:37,635 --> 00:44:39,220 You used it to exonerate a client. 529 00:44:39,387 --> 00:44:43,433 You used falsified evidence to exonerate a client. 530 00:44:44,100 --> 00:44:47,353 -I think you're splitting hairs. -I'm not splitting hairs. 531 00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:50,856 What if Davis and Main find out you faked evidence? 532 00:44:51,023 --> 00:44:52,650 It wasn't a Davis and Main client. 533 00:44:52,816 --> 00:44:55,361 It was some nothing little pro bono thing. 534 00:44:55,570 --> 00:44:58,615 -Off the clock, totally my own thing. -Why? 535 00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:03,453 Why would you risk the best job you've ever had... 536 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:05,496 ...for some pro bono case? 537 00:45:05,704 --> 00:45:07,290 I was doing a favor for a friend. 538 00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:10,709 Risking disbarment? That's-- That's some friend. 539 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:12,962 It's fine, it worked out. 540 00:45:13,129 --> 00:45:16,549 -Davis and Main are none the wiser. -Jimmy, you're playing with fire here. 541 00:45:17,341 --> 00:45:18,801 I didn't see you complaining... 542 00:45:18,968 --> 00:45:22,513 ...when Ken the douchebag paid our bar bill the other night. 543 00:45:22,721 --> 00:45:25,141 That was a little bit of rule-breaking right there... 544 00:45:25,308 --> 00:45:28,561 ...and if I remember correctly, you liked it, a lot. 545 00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:32,940 -That is so not the same thing. -How? What's the difference? 546 00:45:33,149 --> 00:45:37,612 That had nothing to do with work, and we were just screwing around. 547 00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:41,324 This, fabricating evidence-- 548 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:45,244 Jimmy, this could really hurt you if they find out, if you get caught. 549 00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:47,330 -They're never gonna find out. -Seriously? 550 00:45:47,497 --> 00:45:49,540 You sound like every dumb criminal out there. 551 00:45:49,707 --> 00:45:52,876 If you keep this up, they will find out. 552 00:45:53,836 --> 00:45:55,672 For what, Jimmy? 553 00:45:58,757 --> 00:46:00,843 What is the point? 554 00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:19,570 I cannot hear about this sort of thing... 555 00:46:20,738 --> 00:46:22,948 ...ever again, okay? 556 00:46:27,244 --> 00:46:29,413 I mean it, Jimmy. 557 00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:33,501 You won't.